I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.

Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

me too man me too

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flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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Cosmo sex tip #285

cosmo-sex-tips:

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

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*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

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ohhbayyby:

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

danthemedicman

ohhbayyby:

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

danthemedicman

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I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.



addictionly:

Happy gal

addictionly:

Happy gal

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1-song-a-day:

Buttons - The Weeks


plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

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